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Florida Roadkill: A Novel

Description

Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money.

On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals -- and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs . . . and the suitcase. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s.

In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida -- where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!

Reviews

Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2010-08-22
Summary: "If this is what Florida is..."

I have never set foot in that state, but a number of people in my life have landed there. I do appreciate Tim Dorsey's view of the state and of the varied people who land in it, but think I'm happy enough where I am (Indiana right now).Okay, this book is the very first in the series and is every bit as wacky as you would expect if you've read later books. If you haven't, hey, this is the place to start. If you want to know plot, read other reviews. If you want uninhibited comedy which glories in offending everyone one way or the other, this is the book and the series for you.

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Rating: 4 / 5
Date: 2010-07-05
Summary: "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Romp Through Florida"

"Florida Roadkill" features Serge A. Storms, Florida history enthusiast and serial killer...and he is one of the characters closest to normal in this book.

There is also Serge's partner who takes different drugs every day to avoid getting hooked. There is the Costa Gordan drug cartel, the smallest cartel in the world. There is Max Minimum whose job it is to wring every possible dollar from every senior citizen he meets. There is a giant cast of loonies like this. And they are all chasing the $5 million invested by the Costa Gordans in a shady life insurance company.

"Florida Roadkill" is not an edge-of-your-seat, can't-wait-to-see-how-it-ends book. It is a laugh-out-loud, no holds barred romp across the state of Florida.

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Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2010-05-13
Summary: "Nobody writes like Tim Dorsey"

Within the first few pages of Triggerfish Twist I was hooked on Tim Dorsey's writing and characters. With Florida Roadkill, the second book in the linear storyline his unique style and one-of-a-kind characters shine and delight. Twists and turns abound and Serge, the madcap central character takes us on a wild journey through Florida. Wonderful books and a wonderful writer! So glad to have discovered him... thank you Amazon.

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Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2010-04-12
Summary: "Florida has never been so funny"

I have read and reread all of the Tim Dorsey's novels, and I thought it was high time I told the Amazon community just how great they are. Dorsey is a master of writing numerous plots and then effortlessly tying them all together as seamlessly as a tailor. Even if this weren't the case, 'Florida Roadkill'-and any Dorsey novel-would be worth its weight in gold thanks to the author's keen wit and impeccable comic timing. 'Florida Roadkill' introduces the reader to Serge A. Storms, an "obsessive-compulsive, manic-depressive,anal-retentive, paranoid-schitzophrenic serial killer" who "was believed to have been the only self-inflicted case of shaken-baby syndrom" (78) and his sidekick Coleman. As is evident by the above quote, there is no limit to Dorsey's creativity. So many books are lauded as "laugh out loud funny," but no author, not even Hiaasen or Moore, can deliver the stomach-jarring laughs like Dorsey.

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Rating: 3 / 5
Date: 2010-02-09
Summary: "The Least of the Serge Storms Novels"

I've now read all of these novels, which are even better in audiobook format than they are on the printed page. Usually most authors do their very best book on the first novel in a series. Tim Dorsey is not one of those authors. He got better with these books and this first one is only a shadow of the hilarity to come. You meet Serge Storms in his native Florida in this novel but you only get a small portion of him because he is one of a cast of many oddball characters. He's also more of a bad guy in this first one. As you go further with Serge in subsequent novels, he only kills the people you too would like to remove the planet. Here he gets rid of just about anyone he feels like getting rid of plus he's more into other types of crime, like armed robbery. He is much more of a Robin Hood in the later novels. I frankly might have not gone further with these books if I'd read this one first. Unlike Dexter, Serge is a serial killer when he is off his meds. He is a psychiatric patient who doesn't like his meds. Dexter, by contrast, is not crazy. If you insist on reading books in order, this is where you start though with the Serge Storms serial killer books.